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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Alamak - I am so "proud" of myself

Forgot to blog these incidents til Angie reminded me...

I ter-cook the porridge and burn the new pot!
We bought a new cooking pot last Sunday...so happy, got new pot for me to play with...who knows, it only manage to serve us for 2 days. Why? Because on Tuesday i cooked porridge for Kelvin and walk away for a while and the porridge overburn!! And there is overburn stain in the pot..no matter how i wash it, it's still there....sign of my victory! Good job !!

Alamak...another incident happen when i work from home today.

Since i send the slow cooker to Kelvin's nursery, so i only have rice cooker at home. After checking with my GUY colleague, Loo, that i can cook barley in rice cooker, then the smart me, procced to cook with rice cooker. Here is the story:-

1st attempt: put barley into rice cooker with water, then happily attending telecon. After tcon, go check at the rice cooker..alamak, barley becomes rice
2nd attempt: Add PLENTY of water into rice cooker, then happily continue to work. Ehh..heard funny sound from kitchen. Alamak, barley water all over the kitchen floor. Aiyoh, Loo didn't tell me that i need to watch at the rice cooker....So, i got chance to play with the big mop that Terence just bought few weeks ago. I need to seperate the "hair" of the mop into three portions and slowly squeeze dry portion by portion.Bb, i salute u, the mop is so big and heavy leh!
3rd attempt:pandai pandai throw one piece of rock sugar into rice cooker. 10 mins later, go taste the barley water...wah lau eh..so SWEET!

Bb, no worry, i clean up the mess already..but i will keep some SWEETheart barley water for u later ya...hahaha

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Something about Me and HIM

Being tagged by Evan's Mummy to list down 5 things that i draw Terence mad and 5 things that he draw me mad. When i knew she's doing this tag, i told her not to tag me, but since we were friends for sooooo long, so she tends to ignore what i said, and tagged me right after she's done with hers. So nice of her......but then ask me to list down 5 things, so little.....Can i write more?NO WAY, u think i will wash my dirty laundry in public? Hmm, if you wanna know more, then drop my link more frequent ya!

Ok, let me start with 5 things that he draws me mad:-

  1. He spends lots of time in the loo. Sometime, i think of putting web cam in the loo to see what he's doing in there. I don't understand how come hubb can read in the loo, it's so uncomfy in there....duh...oh man oh man, i can't understand the reason u spend so much time in there. Maybe you should share your feeling reading in loo with me and "maybe" one day, i may follow you, read in loo! hahaha..hiaks
  2. Playing with Kelvin at night. Hubb likes to play with Kelvin on the bed. When our little boy gets excited, he will refuse to sleep. Then, i will in trouble. Coz if Kelvin doesn't sleep, then i can't sleep too!! And me love sleeping soooo much, i can go into my sweet dreamland less than 1 min after i lay on the bed. cool huh!
  3. "Hello!!!....wei!!!....."when he's watching TV, he will tend to shut her ears off from me. But, he can hear the TV conversation very well. I think he's imaging himself as one of the actors in the movie, that's why he ignore me!
  4. Work work work and work. Long long time ago, before we have broadband at home, both of us rarely work from home after office hours. But now, since we have broadband at home, so most of the time, he will sit in front of computer, work work and work....i know because of me, he has to reach office late and leave office early, but then after office hour, should allocate time for family ,agree?
  5. Mumbling to himself. Sometime when i talk to him, he did response back to me, but he's mumbling to himself and i have to "huh? huh? huh?" for several times until i piss off. Nowadays i'm sitting at the backseat with our little prince Kelvin, so whenever he talked to me when we are in the car, i wont be able to hear it clearly as hubb is a soft spoken guy, so i have to listen very hard then only know what he's saying.

Time to list down 5 things that i draw him mad :-

  1. "ok boh?" I like to ask for his opinion when come to the time i need to make decision. Or, sometime, in the morning, when i dressed up to go work, i will ask him "ok boh?". When he reply "ok", i will follow by another question "are u sure ok" hahaha...ask him yet still doubt on his feedback
  2. Sleep sleep sleep. I LOVE sleeping. I remember. before having Kelvin, i can sleep til lunch time during weekend. Then after lunch, continue to sleep again
  3. Leaving my thing everywhere. I tend to leave my thing everywhere, and when i need it, i will ask hubb. And if he doesn't know where i put it, i will complain complain and complain saying he doesn't help me to remember when i put it bla bla bla..and in actual fact, i may forget to let him know where i place those thing though :p
  4. Shoes Shoe more and more! "Bb, let's go shopping. I wanna buy shoes!! "Buying shoes is my hobby. When I'm wearing blue dress, i will make sure my shoes is at least blue or white color; when I'm wearing black dress, i will make sure my shoes is black; when I'm yellow dress, i will make sure my show is beige color,etc ; gosh, if u have chance, come to my house and see how i conquer hubb's shoe rack!
  5. Shopping !! Can i say most lady like to shop? I am a great shopper! Wherever u bring me to, i will buy something from there. Don't believe, ask my hubby. I can walk into bakery, come out with big and small bag; i can go into small grocery shop, come out with a small bag of something. So, no need to tell when i am in shopping mall!! Of course with lots of lots of big bags!

Phew...took me almost an hr to come out with 5 things for each of us as i need to re-prioritize, re-filter, rethink,re-bla bla bla each points. See, i ter-type 5 things from each of us...so u get to know something about us.

Bb, hope you wont angry with me when u read this blog. Come to think of it, if there is nothing that make each of us mad on each others, then where the spark will comes from, right? No one is perfect in this world, that is why me and you ended up as husband and wife coz we love each other's uniqueness. haha! agree?

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Working from home

working from home is not a good idea for me...why?
i've been non stop eating, except when i am in tcon.
But, one thing good is, i can attending tcon and expressing milk milk at the same time....save time!

from this morning, i started my day with cup of milo, wan tan mee, one pcs of brownie leftover from last nite's dinner, 1 cup of red bean soup,half pear, half apple and half 鸭梨...and 1 big pcs of fish!

see lah, how to slim down!

What a day!!

Today is Wed, it seems to be normal for EVERYONE, EXCEPT me..

Why? Lemmi tell u ya...
1st case:
I'm busy playing with the blog and suddenly phone ring...so i picked up the phone

Jo: Hello
XX : silent
Jo : Hello ( a bit angry, coz the other end remain silent, at first i wanna scold them, but second thought, nope, maybe some head hunter call me for interview? nah...no way, i wanna stay in Agilent til they sack me, :p. So i decided to be funny")
Jo : Yo yo yo, yooooohoooo ..(i learn this "yo yo yo" from colleague of mine)
Finally, the other party speak in MALAY...omigosh!
Telekom : Selamat petang, ini dari telekom...bla bla bla...(i cant remember what she speaks in Malay, In English, she is calling from telekom to inform that mom didn't pay telekom bill for 2 months.....and must pay before 27th of Apr)

P/s: my mom super hebat ya, owe telekom for 2 mths...hahahaha
Then,
Jo : ok ok (as i forgot how to speak in malay mah :p)
Then, i hang up phone


20 mins later, my cellphone ring
Jo: Hello
Lady : GOOD MORNING, Joanne
Jo : ** scratch head GOOD MORNING????????** nicely, i said "GOOD AFTERNOON!"
Lady : Good Afternoon, i am calling from Elly and Friend
Jo : ** Happy!! Elly and friend called mean my Vin Boy's toy arrive liao!!**
Lady : You can pick up the toy anytime.
Jo: (**Almost wanna be funny, pick up? means no need to pay izzit** But i didnt )
okok, i will be there sometime this weekend.

P/s: coz wanna bring daddy terence along mah.....or Ah mah along *wink*wink*

Told fren about these incidents, his comment:
1st case: really funny and yeah ... good idea
2nd case : good ... cos everyone assume you only start work at this hour .. so it is morning to you

DUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Where is hubby

aiyak, this hubby huh, banyak susah cari...
call his office ext, not at his desk;
send him email, half day later only reply me;
call his cellphone, most of the time he will says "call u back call u back, in meeting/tcon"

next time, i will embed a GPS to him so that i can locate him easier...lol!

Something about us